mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
Basic Model
- Hazel: Leo. Ready to go?
- Leo: Oh hey guys. Be with you in a sec. CAL! WHERE'S THE PLASMA CUTTER!?!
- Calypso: UNDER THE HYDRAULIC VICE!
- Leo: NO THAT'S THE DIAMOND TIPPED CROSSBOW!!
- Calypso: THEN I DON'T KNOW!
- Leo: YOU USED IT LAST! WHEN YOU WERE INSTALLING THE CELESTIAL BRONZE MACHINE GUN!
- Calypso: VALDEZ IT ISN'T A GOOD IDEA TO DISTRACT ME WHILE I'M HANDLING URANIUM!!
- Leo: I TOLD YOU TO LET ME HANDLE THE REACTOR!
- Calypso: AND I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO LIVE! THE CUTTER'S UNDER THE ACID HOSE!!
- Leo: THANKS SUNSHINE!!
- Percy: What the hell are you making.
- Leo: Coffee table dude. What else?
This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“
And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was on the full moon?“
and he was like “Well, you know, the full moon… women on the full moon"
and i was like ‘I don’t get it'
and he was like “Periods"
and he thought all women just get their periods on the full moon and i just thought it was really funny that he confused women with werewolves.
Star Wars/Disney Princesses Crossover by Isaiah Stephens
These are incredible!!
Love Lilo and Stitch as youngling and Yoda!
Betta Splendens fish painted in my watercolour Moleskine, using Dr Ph Martin’s Hydrus Liquid watercolours.
Special thanks to Galimatias, for kindly letting me use his track “Make You Feel” - check out more of his amazing music on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/galimatias
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